The Chronicles of John Ominor- by John Ominor, The Inhuman

I am John Ominor, The Inhuman. Today, Ominor will shower praise upon the most recently worthy of his flock.

It is Ominor's will that all send messages to the developers of the Adobe Acrobat, praising their service to John Ominor, a being -- nay -- a force who bestrides the Earth like an intellectual colossus. The Inhuman is most pleased with Adobe's "beta two" of the Acrobat reader and its new Netscape Navigator Integration. The Inhuman is pleased with the font-rendering of this software and knows that great profit awaits the company who is able to create a third-party OS/2 font-rendering add-on package of OS/2 Warp 4.0. Profit is what drives your company, is it not, Adobe?

Regardless, you may continue to exist.

Ominor is also pleased by the postings and overall Usenet involvement of Martin Warnett of Netscape Communications. He has recently, for the greater glory of The Inhuman no doubt, started a new Netscape Navigator Unofficial home page for OS/2. This is of his own free will and on his free time. Truly the desire to serve Ominor will make men strive beyond their limitations.

You too, Martin Warnett, may continue to exist.

Even now, Apple and Practice Corporation, the maker of QuickMotion, are finishing the products that will make QuickTime for OS/2 a full reality for OS/2 Warp 4.0 users. Soon, Ominor's video visage will be available to dazzle and delight all viewers.

Now, John Ominor wishes to acknowledge Snow Storm Software, the makers of EscapeGL, a new OpenGL, three dimensional screensaver product. The Inhuman has observed the progress of EscapeGL for several weeks and is impressed by its increasing performance and stability. It is truly a product worthy of OS/2.

Finally, were Ominor truly evil, instead of simply amoral, he would smite the very foolish editor of a certain on-line magazine for his insolence. The Inhuman saw fit to correct one of his rather incompetent and incomplete reviews and this foolish human responded with impertinence as well as an overinflated sense of self-worth.

Woe to he that earns the ire of The Inhuman. Tread lightly.


The origins and current plans of Ominor are known only to Ominor. He is indeed a mystery to all. Save The Inhuman.

[Index]  [® Previous] - [Feedback] - [Next ¯]

[Our Sponsor: Perez Computing Services - Makers of Ctrl-Alt-Del Commander and IPF Editor.]


This page is maintained by Falcon Networking. We welcome your suggestions.

Copyright © 1997 - Falcon Networking