|Nethead's Nook||- by Brandon Fesler|
You filthy rotten furry spaghetti-o eating Drengen fiend! Here comes a big shiny plasma bolt right were it counts!!! ZZZZT!!!!
Hope you didn't want to continue your race!
Now, you too, Empire, shall feel the fires of my...
I didn't expect you to come in here so soon... ahhh... uhhh... let me turn this game off.
I suppose you'd like to see what I've written especially for you this month. Well, it's a looney chunk of cheese, guaranteed to be the absolute last thing you'd want to read.
Here it comes, get ready.
People ask me why I write down about OS/2.
It's because of the lack of support from good ol' Big Blue.
I know you want to say that isn't true.
Well, here's an example I'll give to you.
I used to write good articles about IBM's stuff.
But then I found their "thank you's" weren't quite enough.
I wrote a good line about the new Plug and Play.
I'm driving a Porsche around the very next day!
Then when I raved about that obsolete goat?
Check out my new electric blue 20-foot boat.
Yep, press life has really been good to me,
As long as I support the stagnating monopoly.
What about truth? Well, listen here honey.
You readers don't pay me nothing in money.
So if you want the truth, go find it yourself!
I'm far too busy, I've got monopoly to sell.
A. When the machine the code is located on stops locking up.
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